Italiano in USA

A bus stop and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but herattention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come First. Den I come. Den two Asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.’

The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig.’ She retorted indignantly. ‘In this country, we don’t speak
aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.’

Hey, coola down lady, ‘ said the man. ‘Who talkin’abouta sex?
I’m a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘,’

Lesson: Seek first to understand, and then be understood

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